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What do you call two blondes in the front seat?
Dual
airbags.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put
a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of the hot tub.
All night long a man dreamed about mufflers and tailpipes, mufflers and tailpipes, mufflers and tailpipes. The next day when he woke up -- he was exhausted.
Did you hear about the guy in the car accident
who lost his whole left side?
He's
all right now.
What has four legs and an arm?
A pit bull.
What doe's D.A.M stand for?
Mothers Against Dyslexia.
How doe's a witch tell time?
With a witch-watch.
Why doesn't Dracula play baseball?
Because he doesn't want anybody using his bat.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only
one, but two hundred applied for the job.
What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?
Peg.
What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
I went to the Doctor for a check-up. He
wanted a urine sample, a semen sample, a blood sample, and a stool sample.
So
I left him my underwear.
A blind guy goes into a department store with
his seeing eye dog. Suddenly he grabs the dog by the tail and starts
swinging the dog around over his head. A shocked employee approaches
the man saying, "Sir! Sir! Please! May I help you? The blind man
replies, "No thank you, I'm just taking a look around.
Thats all for now folks, stay tuned for more. If you have a joke that you want me to add, just e-mail me at [email protected]. Have a nice day.